Great news, everyone! The Biden administration has sent a team of envoys to Mexico to hand out free food, welfare checks and trinkets to the gigantic wave of illegal alien caravans headed for your neighborhood. Dr. Jill Biden even went with them!
Joe stayed home, because he’s… busy presidenting or something.
He’s really busy. Too busy to go help the people of Texas after that catastrophic cold snap last month.
Joe was also extremely busy last week when the Prime Minister of Israel called the White House. That’s okay, though, because Kamala was standing by to take the head of state call instead of Biden. That’s normal, right? It must be, since Kamala has been taking literally ALL of the head of state calls that come to the White House these days.
Joe Biden has been so busy doing president stuff that he couldn’t even take a break to deliver a State of the Union address in front of Congress. You may remember that every president for the past century has delivered a State of the Union address in February. But that just goes to show how incredibly busy Joe is!
Everything is fine. The country’s in the very best of hands.