Don’t get us wrong: Joe Biden’s COVID rules have now crossed over into the realm of downright schizophrenic. Biden says the vaccines work perfectly. They don’t cause any serious illnesses or heart attacks or sudden death; and if you get the shot, you absolutely won’t get COVID no matter what. The shots are a 100% effective miracle drug.
Also, people who have had the vaccine need to wear masks all the time, according to Joe Biden. Because that protects other people from the COVID that the vaccinated people can’t catch or something… Um?
But if you think Joe Biden has gone cuckoo for COVID, check out this menu from a pub in Great Britain right now. Things are so bad over there that even their menus are memes.
According to this pub, you’re forbidden from making EXTENDED EYE CONTACT with other people if you want to get served there. Invisible mind rays must be spreading the British variant. And what’s with that weird toilet rule? We think we’ll just stick to the American standard of one person per toilet.