Trunalimunumaprzure! Has anyone done a tally yet to see whether Joe Biden is actually worse when he’s reading the teleprompter or when he’s speaking “off the cuff?” Well, who cares? It doesn’t really matter, since the guy’s brain is a piece of Swiss cheese. No matter whether he’s scripted or unscripted, Joe Biden is going to make a hash of it anytime he tries to say something.
Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. Corn Pop was a bad dude, and he ran a bunch of bad boys. I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun. If there are no drug users, there’d be no appetite for drugs.
You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. All men and women are created by, you know, the thing. We have to take care of the cure – that will make the problem worse, no matter what.
If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or for Trump, you ain’t black. I’ve known eight presidents, three of them intimately!
Those are all 100% accurate Joe Biden quotes, by the way. Low battery warning.
