Holy cow! It’s been quite a few years since we’ve seen such a brazen assassination of a national leader like what just happened in Haiti. And in a totally unrelated story, we just want to remind everyone of what an amazing, friendly, kind and accomplished woman Hillary Clinton is.
President Jovenel Moise was at his home late at night when gunmen surrounded the house. An American-sounding voice, which totally did not have an accent that sounded like one of the Clintons, announced that it was the DEA. Then, the gunmen opened fire, killing President Moise and gravely wounding his wife.
That’s… pretty hardcore.
This is a terrible tragedy for Haiti. Hopefully the Clinton Foundation and other globalist philanthropic groups will step in to help ease the country through this painful time. You know, since the Clinton Foundation already has “boots on the ground” in Haiti…
And in completely and totally unrelated news, we just want to say how amazing we think Hillary Clinton is. It’s a shame that Vladimir Putin hacked our democracy and prevented that charming and capable lady from becoming America’s first female president. You look great, Hillary! You been working out?
