It’s official: America’s not-very-elite elites are terrible at being elites and pretty much amount to a pile of hot sidewalk garbage when trying to do their jobs. Last week we were told that a MAGA insurrection terrorist of white supremacy was arrested because the FBI had concrete proof that he was one of the organizers of the January 6 protests.
The FBI’s proof of this: The alleged “terrorist” had a FULLY ASSEMBLED replica model of the US Capitol made out of LEGO bricks. Don’t we stupid flyover country Americans get it?! The elites insisted that this replica of the US Capitol that was made out of LEGOs was obviously used to plan the attack.
Never mind the fact that LEGO toys of the Capitol, the White House and other buildings are not built to scale. This was pretty much the 3D blueprint used to plan the attack!
Terrorists, see?!
But even that turned out to be a pants-on-fire lie from our so-called elites. It turns out that the poor guy who was arrested for owning LEGOs hadn’t actually built the model. The pieces were all in the box. But whatever. Say it with us: White supremacy is the greatest threat to America in 2021 because reasons.
