Elon Musk Appoints Alex Jones as Twitter CEO

This meme is not true, but it sure would be hilarious, wouldn’t it? Starting Monday, every Twitter user would be required to tweet once a day that “Jet fuel doesn’t melt steel!” or “They’re turning the frogs gay!” Alex Jones would probably be a tremendous CEO for Twitter, but we doubt that he’d take the job unless he was allowed to simply burn it all down. “CIA shills!”

Elon Musk stirred up an earth-shattering hurricane the moment he announced that he was buying Twitter, and the entire system has turned against him now that he actually pulled it off. The Biden regime has every federal agency from the Federal Trade Commission to the Department of Agriculture suddenly investigating Musk to see if they can charge him with a crime or at least stop him from taking ownership of Twitter.

Musk might literally be one of the few people in the world who could withstand those types of withering attacks. Fortunately, it looks like he’s in this for the long haul, at least for now.

Too bad we won’t really get to see a humble water filter salesman appointed as the new Twitter CEO.


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4 thoughts on “Elon Musk Appoints Alex Jones as Twitter CEO”

  1. I thought it was true and started reading further and found out it isn’t. I was so happy for a minute!

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