Joe Biden’s long-awaited press conference on the day he caused the deaths of 13 US servicemembers in Afghanistan was not the worst press conference we’ve ever seen. Just kidding! It actually was the worst ever. The decrepit old weirdo actually curled up into a ball several times when taking questions, as shown in this meme.
Maybe he was trying to activate his invisibility superpower? We’re not exactly sure what the strategy is behind curling into a standing fetal position. It definitely wasn’t a posture of strength or manhood, as American forces were being targeted overseas.
The media is partly to blame for Joe Biden’s poor performance that day as well. They’ve coddled him for so long this year with creampuff questions about ice cream and his dogs that when an actual crisis comes along, Biden looks even worse than expected.
Two things are pretty obvious to the rest of the world right now. America is weak. And Joe Biden isn’t in command of anything – not the military, not America’s foreign policy, and certainly not his faculties or his bladder. He’s an empty suit waiting for the next episode of Murder, She Wrote to come on his basement television.
