A group of low-testosterone terrorists from CBS committed an insurrection on the night of June 16th, 2022. A crew of 7 CBS employees working for former washed-up comedian Stephen Colbert were arrested inside the Capitol building. They were inside the building illegally, and pencil-necked Adam Schiff was the treasonous seditionist who let them in.
It was the worst attack on our democracy since the British burned the White House in 1812. It was worse than 9/11, Pearl Harbor and a Christina Aguilera album COMBINED!
For the crimes of parading in a building and trespassing in a restricted area, the American people demand that the defendants be held in jail for a year and a half without bail or a trial – just like the January 6 insurrectionists. It’s only fair!
We also demand a June 16 Committee to investigate the attack, like the one depicted in this meme. Chairman Donald Trump will investigate the attack along with committee members Steve Bannon, Matt Gaetz, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Jim Jordan. Go get ‘em, guys!
Of course, we know that the Justice Department is never going to charge Stephen Colbert’s staffers with anything – even though they committed the exact same crime as the January 6ers. That’s not how our justice system works.